Got my new Bates boots today. Not from the gun shop where normaly I get my boots, but from Amazon.com. Is that weird?

Praying Mantis tip: When keeping in a classroom make sure you have a lid. Other wise you get a bunch of little one all over the room.

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." Nathan Hale #MemorialDay

Happiness is a round pool.

Not a single cop insight in Roscoe Village. #NATO

Roscoe Village garage sales. I'm sure I was brought alone as a pack mule.

Holding my own #NATOChicago protest in my back yard. Protesting not going downtown.

Why is it when you drop one child at camp you would think you would get half the talking. Now it seems to have doubled.

More cops than tourists on Michigan Ave.

Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers that make our world a better place. #MothersDay

Another successful day of not falling off the roof.

Why is it every time I get ready to clean the gutters does my wife get out the life insurence papers.