"Great 428 toasters. Does anyone look at the Royal Gift Registry list." #RoyalWedding

Hope traffic is not bad on the way home. #RoyalWedding

Have a happy Easter!

Stuck in mall shopping Hell. Help!

Thanks @anjibee for putting the #ChillOut in my night. http://ping.fm/bW3Mh

April Showers bring May flowers. Snow just pisses me off.

Tribune/United Way Book Drive. Lots of books: http://ping.fm/2plHc

TribuneUnited Way Book Drive. Lots of books: http://ping.fm/HTjps

12 pre-teen girls... A real scream of a time

Getting my #RaymondWOW on with Donino's pizza for my Daughter's 12th B-day Party.

Need to find a good place to get daughters Ears Pierced. Wife won't let me use the Nail-Gun.

A day of shopping with the wife. Not a hardware store in sight.

Never say never again.

Violin lessons for my girls. Till my ears start to bleed.

And the Thunder rolls right in.

Best joke ever on coworker. http://ping.fm/W2tsH #AprilFoolDay