Fixing to wish everyone a Happy New Year. MMXI

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Dinner with friends at the Brokenbungalow.

Look at my ears bleed. Watching Journey on DVD. At least my wife is having a good time.

The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Getting done on Sunday night most will be doing Monday.

At @Reddsmitty for Christmas. She's cooking.

Have a merry Christmas and a happy holiday.

The magical moment before Christmas.

This is what Happy feet look like wearing #VeraWang http://ping.fm/enxTH

Drinking scotch in my makeshift #ManCave and watching #MadMen.

Somedays I find myself wanting a #ManCave.

Eight 11 year olds are spending the night. God help us all.

Heat went out. With a new thermocouple the heat is back on.

Thanks @ReddSmitty for #ManMen DVD Awesome outfit.

Engagement will make or break a brand.

May your long day be short.

I lost my best friend Nikita. http://ping.fm/AXpSU

One car thawed out. Now, I just need to thaw out.

Best seat to watch the Bear game is the warm one in my house.

Time to quit slacking and get cracking.

Time for "Back to the Future" #timetravel

Get your Friday Monster Fix. 100 Years of Monster Movies. http://www.100ymm.com/

Found my new office. I just need to talk my bosses into why I need to move. http://ping.fm/1AaX3

Welcome to the land of denial. It is not snowing.

Today's Mission: One
http://ping.fm/RtLKk

Nash Science Fair. Let the love of learning begin.

"Give before you expect to get." #Quote @Unmarketing Scott Stratten

RT @amyguth Well, I guess that's one approach to TSA scanners... http://bit.ly/dU7dfF

#Leslie nielsen "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." #Quotes
http://ping.fm/9GYHa

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to smoke 'em.
http://ping.fm/iexYz

"Oh the humanity!"
http://ping.fm/sq15J

Scooby-Doo the un-animated is scary in so many ways. http://ping.fm/MIemh

Rain rain go away. Looks like I am working inside today.

Procrastination has won today.

Somedays are not my own.

Are you my mother?

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Ubuntu 10.10 install is uber easy. In purple happiness.

Look at those dogs go. Go, dogs. Go!

Everything you do matters.

Freedom is not free...Thank a veteran.

Off to put turtles in the hands of 2nd graders. This will be interesting.

On my way to ChicagoNow Tweetup @ Sub51

I fought the cold and the cold kick my butt around the house.

On my way to #SMCChicago

Lights Up
http://ping.fm/glpyu

Grilling out on a cold Tuesday night.

Just a ghost in the machine.

Playing the DSC-850 at full blast. Love that cowbell Thanks @adamcurry

Start Halloween off right with a spicy bloodymary

Fixed light in stairs now on to install of Ubuntu on PC for Connie Science lab.

Need to vacuum house today. Decided to just open all the window and let the wind blow.

Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do!

#SMCChicago is in the lower level.

"Monster Pizza Bash" Here is the link: http://ping.fm/eYSyv

A Friend Created "Monster" video Please vote. http://ping.fm/quUeo

Not real happy with AAA Insurance. Got a letter yesterday with the threat to drop my insurance if I do not fix/repair garage and other BS.

I need a bigger broom: http://ping.fm/23KG4

"Will work for Bandwidth." #myhomelesssignwouldsay

"Will work for Bandwidth." #myhomelesssignwouldsay

"Will work for Bandwidth." #myhomelesssignwouldsay

Hung up on drapes
http://ping.fm/k41zB

What not to get for your kids.
http://ping.fm/BAvyN

10-10-10 what makes your day a ten?

How is it that I can clean up more branches and leaves than on my trees.

I'm attending Social Media Club Chicago: Social Search -- http://ping.fm/KiB9X

I need the ID app for my iPhone. Almost went though the doors without my ID.

Off to the doctor for the girls. Let the crying begin. Nobody likes shots.

New Blog post: Bannister on hold
http://ping.fm/ckNsB

Ever have a dream about talking on the phone then be rudely woken up when your phone rings?

The Guitar is fixed:
http://ping.fm/ZFEy0

First post on Chicago Now. Fixing Guitar. http://ping.fm/xx8Kg

A little dab of Gorilla Glue will help you fix a broken guitar.

What is this bug? http://ping.fm/4lmBK

Just installed Woopra. www.woopra.com on my site. www.brokenbungalow.com Thanks @CaliLewis Just awesome!!

Rain outside means I'm working inside today.

Sick kid makes Monday doctor day.

Cranked up some @anjibee ChillCast. http://ping.fm/cLxBY

A beautiful day for a walk.

We got 90 miles to go. I wish I had a pack of smokes, I got my sunglasses on and it's almost dark at least in a few hours.

Productive day working on ringtones. I need my Star trek ringtone.

Off to see Jon Anderson at Tribune.

A day spent with your kids is always a good day.

Clouds before the storm. http://ping.fm/BoLn7

Drunk tried to park his SUV on our block going 80 with out using his brakes. Total 3 cars damages 5 cars.

New Washing Machine is coming today, Yah! Soon we will have clean clothes.

Off to Aveda for a haircut and then to Davis theater for Despicable Me movie with the kids.

This is going to happen soon in the nightmare of parking in Chicago. http://ping.fm/kjuEv

I just don't know what to say after watching this. http://ping.fm/7Lvqg

Washing machine, time to take it out back and have it shot.

Tiki party cleanup is done before/during the rain. Working in the rain with a hangover if fun.

Time to Get the Tiki Party Started.

Pirates have left. Now, where is my booty?

I've been invaded by pirates.

Sadly, not the weirdest thing I have had to fix. http://ping.fm/yZbUF

Study like a scholar, scholar http://ping.fm/VJNkQ

I need a box of cash! http://ping.fm/82vCG

With all the gunfire you would think I work in a bad neighborhood on Michigan Ave. #Transformers3

Look Up it's Friday: http://ping.fm/eNtq1

Ye Old trip to Bristol Renaissance fair. I just need to find the Ipod:http://ping.fm/7q15o

#monopoly Bank Wins! Bank Wins!

Monopoly with the family. What better way to have a family work together. Can someone spot me a $100 for rent.

Happy 4th of July. Time to fire up the grill and have a few beers. I have to work tonight. Never mind.

My desk looks like it throwing up an electronics store. Cords and devices everywhere. I need cable management.

Today at 2:39PM in the alley of 6100 N. Maplewood some set an explosive in the gutter of a garage in the alley. Called the police. If any one has information please inform the police.
http://ping.fm/jnYt4

Back in the land of bandwidth.

You hold more water with a cupped hand then a clenched fist.

Feeling the music loud and clear.

Sunday morning routine: Make fresh veggie juice, plate of bacon, scrambled eggs. Sunday morning happiness.

Bio Blitz at North Park Nature Center:http://ping.fm/Vy4hr

Spinning my wheels. Where is the brake?

Working alone means no one complains about the music you play loud. :P

Rain on our Parade :(

Grinding out @AnjiBee #Chillcast. Alone at work means volume on full tilt.

Squeezing every drop of the sunny day...bottle it for a winter day.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

There's a Wocket in my pocket!

A little #honey in my coffee makes life sweet.

Its a good Karma day. Do Good, Be Good, Share Good, live Good.

Getting my mow on.

Nothing says good morning like the Cardinal in my window at 4:30AM singing.

One more glass and I can close my eyes.

Life=Risk
http://ping.fm/PD18o

A palindrome reads the same backwards as forward. So simple and yet so brilliant.
Take a minute and watch it. http://ping.fm/Q3fwu

Fixing to have a fantastic Mother's day for all those mothers.

Numbers are one between 0-9.

How to burn through a propane tank in one day. Grill steaks at night and forget to turn grill off. Up at 6:30 in the morning and remember.

Do carrots cry when you pull them out by the root?

My nose is running and I cant catch it.

24 hours in a day. It does not seem enough time for what I have to get done today.

Two by two, hands of blue.

I would not recommend Ammco Transmission on Western Ave. It has been three weeks and they cant fix a transmission. #Ammco #Sucks

Waiting for the Salt Police to kick in the door. #BaconSalt

What makes you green today?

I have to get one of these iPhones when they come out. http://ping.fm/3cnR5

Just signed the kids up for summer camp at the park district. I could have gone to a nice island for the same price.

So Sad, "Betsy" Geo Metro in gone to live on the farm in Indiana. That's what we told the kids.
http://ping.fm/YKemI

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time to party like your are 11 yr old. Well at least my daughter will party.

Science and Industry Museum. Being industrious and getting my science on.

Got my hair cut at Aveda. Great job on my hair. To bad the place caught on fire. #AvedaonFire

Car shopping is like kicking yourself in the head. You know you need it. You just know its going to hurt.

It's Tuesday night, Screwdriver night.

Spreading the grass. Let it rain baby, let it rain.

2 hours is not enough time to spend outside today.

Brakes went out. I was wondering why the wife needed the hacksaw.

I had a great first day of spring in Chicago. I woke up and went outside and shovel snow.

Saw a commercial on ADHD and wish I could have paid attention to what they were saying.

@TheHartford Raised my Homeowner #Insurance. Time to find someone better. Let me know about insurance company that you like.pls RT

Spring ahead and get out of bed. Change the clock and say what the flock.

Letting the little ones roam free.

Three clicks till out cold. Cat in my lap happy.

It's Oscar Night at the Johnson house. Why could I not have to go to work?

Have a Reggae of a Friday!

Nothing says good morning like the first burn of coffee on my lips.

It's 8:00AM and I am on my second glass of scotch. Time to sleep in the daylight.

Looking for a job in Illinois. Try lieutenant governor: http://bit.ly/a5EDxX

Slumber out of the darkness to Friday.

It's 7:38 and do you know where your sleep went?

Off to see "Damnation of Faust" Opera o'yeah!

Dropping the kids off at the babysitter for the night. "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

I'm up and plugged-in to get my digital fix.

Waking up Happy when you see your sidewalk cleaned by your neighbor. Thanks Joe and Adam.

New Blog post: Closing the drawer. http://ping.fm/rWzpJ

Groundhog day, taste more like chicken. Maybe next year he wont be looking for a shadow.

You know you have girls in the house when doing laundry and you have a white load, dark load, and a pink load.

Some days you are the hammer, some days you are the nail. Today I think I am the wood that is getting nailed with that hammer.

Have a hammer of a good day.

Another #Nightshift working all by myself.

Levitate your TV. Blog: http://bit.ly/7ZEueO

10 steps forward to step back.

a little Blue King Brown to get through the night. Blue King Brown - Stand Up http://ping.fm/xROR7

I'm thinking I should have not had that second pot of coffee.

Looks like one of those days that I will be hanging with my friend the snow shovel.

I think I will loan my cat out to the SWAT team. Nobody can a kick a door open better without thumbs.

Slaying the digital beast with double clicks.