Brakes went out. I was wondering why the wife needed the hacksaw.

I had a great first day of spring in Chicago. I woke up and went outside and shovel snow.

Saw a commercial on ADHD and wish I could have paid attention to what they were saying.

@TheHartford Raised my Homeowner #Insurance. Time to find someone better. Let me know about insurance company that you like.pls RT

Spring ahead and get out of bed. Change the clock and say what the flock.

Letting the little ones roam free.

Three clicks till out cold. Cat in my lap happy.

It's Oscar Night at the Johnson house. Why could I not have to go to work?

Have a Reggae of a Friday!

Nothing says good morning like the first burn of coffee on my lips.

It's 8:00AM and I am on my second glass of scotch. Time to sleep in the daylight.