Do carrots cry when you pull them out by the root?

My nose is running and I cant catch it.

24 hours in a day. It does not seem enough time for what I have to get done today.

Two by two, hands of blue.

I would not recommend Ammco Transmission on Western Ave. It has been three weeks and they cant fix a transmission. #Ammco #Sucks

Waiting for the Salt Police to kick in the door. #BaconSalt

What makes you green today?

I have to get one of these iPhones when they come out. http://ping.fm/3cnR5

Just signed the kids up for summer camp at the park district. I could have gone to a nice island for the same price.

So Sad, "Betsy" Geo Metro in gone to live on the farm in Indiana. That's what we told the kids.
http://ping.fm/YKemI

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time to party like your are 11 yr old. Well at least my daughter will party.

Science and Industry Museum. Being industrious and getting my science on.

Got my hair cut at Aveda. Great job on my hair. To bad the place caught on fire. #AvedaonFire

Car shopping is like kicking yourself in the head. You know you need it. You just know its going to hurt.

It's Tuesday night, Screwdriver night.

Spreading the grass. Let it rain baby, let it rain.

2 hours is not enough time to spend outside today.